People Need People!

Josh		Josh likes thumping his hiphop and having a good time.
Kenny		Kenny, when not busy putting up with the overwhelming smell of Lysol, gets easily drunk after only 3 beers.
Marcos		Marcos gives our floor the "better quality" food at Ortega.
Bill		"White Trash" Bill's favorite past-time is playing Street Fighter. He's the floor champion!
Steve		"You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing."
Eric		Eric can tell that the elevator's moving, even when he's drunk.
Darin		Speaker man Darin has to power his own house out in the Styx of the Styx. Otherwise, he enjoys browsing eBay.
Jordan		Jordan plays the guitar and hates the cafeteria food. He should talk to Matt!
Ben		Ben is the Webmaster of this site and plays various musical instruments. He is known as "the Toothless" for no particular reason.
Adam		Adam likes getting hopelessly addicted to computer games with the sole purpose of breaking his addiction.
Big Eric		Eric is big. He's hillarious drunk, too, hence his wrestling name, Booze Brother! His ultimate goal in life is getting poon tang.
Greg		Greg is the tallest person on the floor. He'll also support anything Apple.
Scott		Scott came to us all the way from Rhode Island and graces us with his bass guitar playing.
Steve		Steve hangs with his Asian buddies, just not on our floor!
Richard		Richard is the only DJ in the hall.
PJ		PJ likes to, um, hang out with guys from other floors.
Israel		Israel's (aka IZ) the awesome floor gymnist and avid computer gamer (although not as much as several others!)
Dela		Dela, sometimes known as "Adam," is the funniest guy on the floor. That's because he comes from Delaware. It's also because he does things like playing the guitar and singing while riding his unicycle down the hall.
Henson		Henson provides a computer for Dela to use except for the wee hours of the night that he's actually around.
Mike		Mike is the short crazy man with an endless pool of energy. We're all interested to know how he'd act if he were ever drunk!
Andy		Andy is the taller crazy man with an endless pool of energy, and Mike's partner in crime. He is also "The Crusher," and is known to crush M2K.
Matt		Matt keeps the hall updated on sports. He is the hall's cafeteria food advocate and Comp Hall rep. He is also only one inch shorter than Greg.
Jon		Jon, hater of Microsoft, has been declared (by Dave) to be the PERSON OF THE MILLENNIUM (or M2K)!!! Kansas City, here I come!
Dave		Dave. What can we say about Dave? Our favorite drunk, his special ability is to rub his belly and pat his head. In his spare time, he plays his kazoo and enforces quiet hours.
Chris		Chris enjoys hanging out with people who have fake IDs.